I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!
or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?
thats so rude
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
do celebrities ever get called for jury duty? imagine having shaquille o’neal declare you guilty
get slammed in two courts at once
my follower count is my birth year
did you know jesus personally?
"A big part of the story is lost when it becomes a movie."
a whole lot more is lost if you cut a giant ass hole through it
when there’s no food in the fridge
IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.