Adequate Human Being

Adequate Human Being

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BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY *class chants* “BILL BILL BILL BILL”

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i get bloody noses a lot and i can usually feel it about 30 seconds before it starts dripping. today in class my nose started to bleed. but right before, I turned to this very religious boy who sits next to me and whispered “hail satan” as my nose started to drip. he freaked and fell back and hit his head. he had to go home for the rest of the day.

Why have cars when we can have giant mechanical animals to ride everywhere

At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

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trentofsky:

there’s something really gay about two men having sex with each other

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iraffiruse:

WHO DIDN’T PUT THEIR TRAY-TABLE UP?
iraffiruse:

WHO DIDN’T PUT THEIR TRAY-TABLE UP?

iraffiruse:

WHO DIDN’T PUT THEIR TRAY-TABLE UP?

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spikespiegell:

accio-boggarts:

spikespiegell:

people think im book smart but im just 99% bullshit and 1% dinosaur trivia

Then tell a dinosaur fact

i know that they are 100% FUCKIGN RAD

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